(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via nimbuschris)
i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that
There isn’t anything more peaceful than that.
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that moment when you realise that there is only one of you in the entire world so you are technically an endangered species and everyone else should protect you with their lives no matter what whether they like it or not
this is the most inspirational post ever
(Source: badger-in-a-sodastream, via captainshipper)
i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop
update: i still haven’t stopped
how do you curse in ice cream flavors
what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk
i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you
the cat’s expression
HUMAN! You have finally learned how to hunt! After I had given up all hope - you have finally learned! This is the best gift ever! WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT.
WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT.Would that be considered cannibalism
No, fish are not cats or humans.